Tuesday, April 24, 2007

40,000


My site meter just told me I surpassed 40,000 visits since shortly after this blog was begun. But look at the weird spike in my graph! (This image was taken just at the end of March, when it was most symmetrical.) The reason for the sudden jump is a passing hyperlinked reference (actually a dead link) to what is perhaps the most famous image by a certain flaxen-haired NY artist who famously speculated about everyone someday having 15 minutes of fame. (Fame, fame, fame... if he goes unnamed here, I think you'll see why.) Because of the link, my blog became the first on a list of Google Images for said image. Almost immediately, I started getting storms of hits from all over the world, although mostly from Britain. After I threw in a couple of soup can images to satisfy the hunger, the tide became a tsunami. In July and August I didn't post at all, yet recorded record numbers of hits. In September, I was getting as many as 400 Google visits a day for that single purpose. I figure I got as many as 12,000 in about three months and a half. Then, some time in October, visits plummeted back to normal. The reason: Google had bumped me down the list for said image, and whew -- what a relief! once again I could actually see on my site meter traces of fellow bloggers and researchers accessing this blog for its express purpose.

So these seemingly high numbers are, well, artificially inflated. Grossly inflated. As are most such numbers on the net.

5 comments:

  1. Likewise, I am the go-to online source for 3D cats. Proving once again that content without context makes for strange search results. See here for more fun:

    http://www.robertpeake.com/archives/234-Search-Is-Weird-A-Found-Poem.html

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  2. Hi Robert. I did a couple of posts like that: Google searches that reached my blog. Here are the highlights:

    salamander woodwork
    griffin woodwork
    Ideas for Making Christian Woodworks
    saddam rogue chimpanzee
    used rhino tricycles
    Chrysanthemums pink monkey
    feather floating in air
    quotes on ancient bricks
    digital arts Tampa
    British jokes on liquor brawls
    huts in the of ride montreal-winnipeg
    lyrics sometimes it's easy to fly out a window
    poems with the word iodine in it
    benoit balls for vagina exercises
    lewd santa
    leave my private parts alone
    invisible peephole
    narrative scuptures
    woodwork writers
    woodwork rubrics
    patterns cow woodwork
    woodwork reindeer
    the great semelier
    bushwhacked Canada
    men undressing each other
    mainline Philadelphia garage sales
    apology for stealing someone’s secret
    Campbell's bit and spur
    largest organism on earth
    largest orgasm on earth

    and most eerie of all:

    Brian Campbell found dead

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  3. Creepy on the search for your obituary. The others just cracked me up. I am equally fond of the Google AdWords advertising that simply substitutes search terms into the ad copy. For example, I just did a search for, "used rhino tricycles" and up came the ad:

    Rhino Tricycles at Target
    Find Rhino Tricycles Online.
    Shop & Save at Target.com Today.
    www.Target.com

    Unfortunately, when I clicked the link, all the tricycles pictured were either empty or had toddlers on them. No odd-toed ungulates in sight.

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  4. It seems that there was a Brian Campbell who was an IRA gunman shot by the British in the '80s... proof positive that there are indeed Irish Campbells, part of the clan that floated across the water from Scotland back in the middle ages. Family rumour has it that my father's side may be descended from one of those, although there is some evidence to the contrary, but we like to think we were not part of that perfidious clan that sided with the British, slashed the throats of the Macdonalds in their sleep and committed many other notorious acts that make a Scotsman grue with horror. (And you should roll your tongue when you enounce "grue with horror.")

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  5. ... and I should say "any proud Scotsman", since the Campbells are clearly not!

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