Maybe in the sequel, authentic documents will be revealed that will prove that ... Jesus was GAY! That the 12 disciples were his harem, that Mary Magdalen was a TRANSVESTITE! That the Virgin Mary was actually a LESBIAN! That an ancient secret society of gay artists and intellectuals, including Da Vinci, have been communicating this through symbols and allegories depicting the
sacred homophilic. What would this be called? The
Gay Vinci Code, of course...
They'll probably just name it after the last English Department I was in. For a while reclaiming dead white males and females as gay was a popular academic sport. It might still be.
ReplyDelete... but a truly horrifying pun nonetheless. I'll pass it along.
ReplyDelete... I wonder when it will come back to me...
ReplyDeleteHey Brian,
ReplyDeleteYou mean...umm..that's not true??:-)
Of course it's true. I just unearthed some fresh documentary evidence online: this blog post! ;)
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